(Friday, 4 July 2008)

A Prayer for the Stressed

"Grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change,
the courage to change the things i cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people i had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the ass that
I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always give my 100% at work...
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday,
4% on Fridays

And help me to remember,
when i'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown,
and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.

Amen."

dats how im feeling now... sianzzz.... i hate my results sia... din expect to fail de fail... expect to fail de dunnid to say liao... shit man... how to promote lidat?

Input by Agent 007 @ 11:12 pm

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